Everyone has those moments that just go wrong from the onset. Sex is wonderful but I’m sure we have all had those unwanted interruptions or something else that just goes awry. One in particular comes to mind.

I had a fantastic boyfriend at the time and I loved fucking him. I swear a day couldn’t go by without me wanting to get him into bed and that was before we moved in with each other ~laughs~. But eventually we did live together and we had this perfect summer cottage off a lake. Large picture windows looking over the water and it was a awesome spring day.

We both were in the mood and started to have sex. We were just really getting into it when there was a knock on the door. We tried to ignore it but they were persistant. It was my P.I.T.A. Aunt. I tossed on a robe and Tony scrambled for his pants. She had a bad habit of just walking in whenever she felt inclined. I should have changed the locks. Anyway, it was in the morning and she apologized for waking us. She assumed because I was in my robe.

Seating at the time in our kitchen was limited so I sat on his lap, giving my Aunt the other chair. I don’t know what she was babbling about but I do remember feeling him pinch my ass now and then. She really hadn’t seen our new place with an official tour so I showed it to her. It was really small and my King size bed at the time literally took up one room! We didn’t mind, it was “cozy”. She looked through the cottage and then stuck her head in our room. She said it was cute but had to go. It seemed pretty sudden but who cares. I wanted to fuck.

She left and I stripped from my robe and dove back into bed. Tony was right behind me. I was laying on my back and he was over me, kissing along my neck when I burst out laughing!! He asked what was so funny. There on the pine panelling, hung up on a splinter of wood was his underwear. My Aunt had stuck her head in and saw them and realized we were not sleeping in. He nearly died but had to laugh and we never had problems with her calling first from then on. ~laughs~

Have any of you ever had funny moments you want to share? Post them here and lets all have a chuckle.

Sydney

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